The fun thing about this is it can EITHER be read to the tune of Gilligan’s Island OR as my new alter-ego Emo-ly Dickenson. Since the real Ms. D never titled her work, neither will I. Cuz it doesn’t DESERVE a title. ;-P
So my airline flight got all jacked up
no, not into the air
the computers in Chicago blitzed
and my plane was just not there.
Her plane was just not there.
So my moms comes back to get my arse
from the airport late at night
and "yer father will take you at 6AM
cuz that’s inconvenient." Right.
And tomorrow will be so much fun
I will hardly feel the pain
when my connection is missed once again
and I wish I’d taken the train.
Wish I’d taken the TRAIN,,,,
p.s. I’m flying UNITED AIRLINES in case anyone wanted to know.