Xmas Redux

My dad is completely sadistic. Here is his idea of Christmas fun:   I have a ~slight~ case of arachnephobia…all it really does is cause me to SCREAM AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS AND FLEE THE PREMISES any time I encounter a spider…of any size. And the truly evil/just part of it is that I can’t even bring myself to kill them anymore. […]

Merry Christmas!

One…or two…or three…or four of you has mentioned on more than one occasion that *ahem* I NEVER POST. But I tell you in my own defense, and for the benefit of all your blog-weary eyes…that I never post unless I have something (relatively positive) TO SAY! Okay, I have plenty to say…but it hasn’t all been about writing lately […]

Twitterspeak

Hello, LJ. Yes, I know I have been neglecting you…but you see, I met Twitter. (O_O) Yes, that Twitter. (~_~)No, I don’t think Twitter is better than you…but maybe a little easier to handle when things get tough.(>_<)Ohhh, don’t feel that way, LJ. I still <3 you. )-0_0-(In 140 characters or less.(#_#) So um, yeah…in […]

Insert Big Band Xmas Music Here

Obviously, I survived Thanksgiving — and am a stronger person for the freezing cold air mattress and massacred pumpkin pie. I had no idea you COULD screw up pumpkin pie until my dad tried to make it this year. *shudder* On the plus side, ~amazingly~ I had no flight complications, which is good cuz it keeps […]