Great Finishes, Oration, and D100D

This should be about THREE blog entries, but by the time I realized that was going to happen, it was too late to write them separately!

Thing that have been going on with me:

I FINISHED MY REWRITE. Gah, that felt good. I had been saving this dark chocolate bunny since Easter on a shelf above my desk, waiting for that beautiful moment when I typed THE END (again) to consume it as a reward for my months and months of work. Unfortunately for me, when I DID type the magic words, I was totally sick with some horrible spring-is-here-but-you’re-coming-down-with-plague cold, and I didn’t even WANT the bunny. Which is so wrong. So now he gets a stay of execution and he’ll have to be revision bunny. But he’s not getting out of this intact. Whahahahaha.

Oh yeah, and bunny…I plan to finish revisions this weekend, FYI.

:D My 17-yo niece Aurora graduated high school last week, and we flew to Ohio to cheer her on! I think people tend to forget how hard high school is – maybe not necessarily the academics all the time (ok, they have their moments – damn you, AP European History), but anyone who spends four years just surviving the social constructs of teendom deserves some CHEERING in my opinion. So we did. :)

I’m sure everyone has been to at least ONE high school graduation (although I did not attend mine). This time around, while listening to different people talk, I couldn’t help thinking AUDIOBOOKS have ~ruined~ public speaking for me. Sure, I was expecting platitude-laden speeches about the “places you’ll go” and how this is the “first day of the rest of our lives” mixed in with metaphors about the sky and the sea…but oh dear. As Neil Gaiman once said of poetry: “It’s all in the delivery.” S finally suggested that the principal was probably a good principal BECAUSE he doesn’t speak well. Which shut me up because it seemed to make sense, and didn’t all at once. But MAN, I just HEART audiobooks. You need to know what you’re doing to record those things, and I salute professional audiobook readers for mastering the craft! And I also ~secretly~ want to record my own book someday.  Um, but back to shooting for publication first!

Aaaaannnd from Ohio we went to Virginia to see my sister and her husband and my 9mo-old niece Audrey who is a ~ways~ from HS graduation, but hey, this Baby Einstein stuff is completely insane, so you never know! Also, I AM SO NOT READY TO HAVE KIDS. Eeep.

Anyway, I took some advice from my Twitter pals and brought along THE DUST OF 100 DOGS by A.S. King  to distract me on the flights – and it was ~FANTASTIC~. I give it FIVE eyeballs rolled in sand (!!!!!). YES!! It is the perfect book to fly with if you’re an anxious flyer in need of distraction. There are all kinds of threads to follow and weave together, tons of pain and sorrow, love lost and found, and – PIRATES! And a freaking GIRL PIRATE!!! How cool is that?

The dogs didn’t play as huge of a role as I anticipated, but I appreciated everywhere they appeared in the book. Since I have gained more than my share of knowledge/experience with dogs through my day job, I read all of the Dog Facts carefully, just waiting for King to slip up…but she was flawless. :D Every dog her voice slipped into was completely in character, not overly anthropomorphized, and just all around spot-on, right down to the pit bull. I’m excited that this book is *out there* as an amazing story, and also because people could really learn a thing or two from it about dogs and behavior!

The other thing I loved about D100D is that it never shied away from being REAL. Yes, there were more than a few moments that turned my stomach or made me wish I didn’t have to be a witness to the scene, but too many books fade to black when things start to get tough, and I don’t think that’s fair to the readers OR the characters. There is a point where things can become gratuitous, but I never even glimpsed that in this book. I don’t want to include any spoilers, but let’s just say that people are only human, A.S. King knows people AND dogs, and she knows how to weave a good yarn. Aye.

Off to pwn my revisions! Squeee!

4 thoughts on “Great Finishes, Oration, and D100D

  1. THE MORE BLOG THE BETTER, THAT IS WHAT I ALWAYS SAY.

    Your words are like ~*sparkles*~ to me.

    FIRST: CONGRATULATIONS ON THE REWRITE FINISHMENT. I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT, BB. You EARNED the heck out of that beautiful dark chocolate Easter bunny you were saving even though the plague conspired against you. That whole turn of events was like a tragic episode of ER. A beautiful moment and a sad one. :( YOU WILL EAT HIM SOON.

    THIS WEEKEND!! *\o/* *\o/* *\o/* *\o/*

    Congrats to your neice (omg, Aurora–*Disney flashbacks* I always wanted that to be my name secretly)! I agree with you. Making it through high school is A Certified Big Deal. It’s not just a diploma it is a certificate that says YOU SURVIVED. I have never been to a HS graduation but I lived vicariously through your experience.

    “S finally suggested that the principal was probably a good principal BECAUSE he doesn’t speak well. Which shut me up because it seemed to make sense, and didn’t all at once. ” <- HEE.

    And also: "…my 9mo-old niece Audrey who is a ~ways~ from HS graduation, but hey, this Baby Einstein stuff is completely insane, so you never know!" AHAHAHAHAH. So true, bb. So frighteningly true.

    YESSS! I am glad you chose D100D. And also that it was FANTASTIC!!! I am so looking forward to picking that one up after I make it through the huge stack of books in front of me. Also, srsly, I wanted to see how the Dog part held up for you. It is part of why I said READ ITTT. Gawwd you make me want to read this book so bad!!!!

    YOU WILL PWN YOUR REVISION BB!! IT IS INEVITABLE!!!

    ALSO HAPPY BIRTHDAY ~*~

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  2. Omg you blogged on my blog! LOL! Awww, thanks for the */* BB! Every time I see one of those cheer-girls, I secretly call her Parker, just so you know. Hee. I can’t wait for you to read D100D now!! Thanks for getting all up in my internets face and being responsible for the best internets-b-day EVER. Ok, with help from Gaga.
    ~*~ You Rawk.

  3. Okay news flash. This just made my day! :) Thanks a million for reading the book, Emily. I am so stoked you liked it, and it got you through anxious flying!

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